simulation 001; video

[i_run_you_chase]

[here, have a video. It's a smiling, pleasant-looking man in his mid thirties. He has the calm air of someone who has practiced saying this into the camera a few times.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Jarod DiCaprio, and I've recently taken post on board this ship along with a few new wardens. I'll begin serving on board staring just about---[he looks at his watch]---now. That's a good time to start, I think.

I look forward to meeting everyone, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Comments

[cantblameagirl]

Like that handsome fellow who played that tragic hero who died on that famous boat? [...She means Titanic.]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[yay! you got the joke! Jarod thinks he's really clever] We share a few gene ties.

I'm Jarod.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

...shit.

Hey. Jarod. You wanna do me a favor?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Are you having a problem with excrement?

1/PROBABLY MANY.

[yourunichase]

[yourunichase]

=D

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[toldastory]

Welcome aboard, Jarod. I'm Martha Jones, a fellow warden and the head of the infirmary here. Please let me know if you need anything.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you, Martha Jones.

Tell me, how extensive is your infirmary? Do you need any doctors?

[acid_rayne]

Yeah? Welcome aboard. Your brother's a whiny bitch.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[smile = vanished]

[Jarod = utterly serious]

You've met my brother? He's here?

[vampish_aleera]

I do not know you... But, Sir, I can read.

You shall not trouble her.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Everyone is very concerned about Miss Parker. [he's pretty amused by this]

[thedetailsman.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Jarod.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Hello. It's good to meet you.

guess who can read!

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Actually, I never knew my mother so it's not very fair to blame her.

[empirical_data]

Greetings. I am Data. [Appreciates that he seems enthusiastic, and doesn't detect anything unusual about that name in the least.] I am a warden here as well.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Always nice to see a friendly face.

Is everyone else always this...aggressive?

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

You look awfully familiar, though I can't quite place you. Name doesn't ring a bell, and I hardly forget those. Ah, well. Hello, and pleased to meet you; I'm the Doctor. For the nonce, it seems, the Doctor of the Library. [Not that he sounds too upset about that, of course.]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Is there often a need for medical attention in the library?

paddy follows adam's lead. private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I am gonna fucking kill you. Just a fair fucking warning.

Keep your fucking ass away from Parker and you might just save your fucking skin.

And by the way. I'm a warden and no, I don't give a shit.

private

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

It's very nice to meet you, too. You're one of Miss Parker's friends?

Video.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[She smiles.]

I'm a Warden too. My name's Claire.

[video]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Hello, Claire! It's very nice to meet you.