simulation 001; video

[i_run_you_chase]

[here, have a video. It's a smiling, pleasant-looking man in his mid thirties. He has the calm air of someone who has practiced saying this into the camera a few times.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Jarod DiCaprio, and I've recently taken post on board this ship along with a few new wardens. I'll begin serving on board staring just about---[he looks at his watch]---now. That's a good time to start, I think.

I look forward to meeting everyone, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Comments

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Martha, this dude's mentioned in my inmate's file. Some organization fucked with his head as a kid and now he can imitate people really well, or something. Long story short, he's not a doctor.

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[toldastory]

Does he have medical training?

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Far as I know? Nah. He just fakes it really well. Every word he's said to you so far is a flat-out lie.

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[toldastory]

Bloody hell. I hate liars.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. Plus he's gonna try getting around me to Parker whenever he feels like it. I'm gonna beat his face in if he doesn't learn fast.

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[toldastory]

Bloody hell, it's someone from her world. Oi. Well, if you need my help, lemme know, Denise.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. I might need you to stitch up his face later, so be ready for that.

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[toldastory]

Denise, violence doesn't solve anything.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

It's worked out pretty great for me so far.

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[toldastory]

Denise, it really doesn't.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

If he hurts her, I'll hurt him back. Period.

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[toldastory]

All right, Denise, but if he can do the job, I'm gonna add him the infirmary. There are only three of us now and we need more Doctors.