simulation 001; video

[i_run_you_chase]

[here, have a video. It's a smiling, pleasant-looking man in his mid thirties. He has the calm air of someone who has practiced saying this into the camera a few times.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Jarod DiCaprio, and I've recently taken post on board this ship along with a few new wardens. I'll begin serving on board staring just about---[he looks at his watch]---now. That's a good time to start, I think.

I look forward to meeting everyone, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Comments

[cantblameagirl]

Like that handsome fellow who played that tragic hero who died on that famous boat? [...She means Titanic.]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[yay! you got the joke! Jarod thinks he's really clever] We share a few gene ties.

I'm Jarod.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

...shit.

Hey. Jarod. You wanna do me a favor?

[cantblameagirl]

[She watched a loooot of TV at home. :c] So you said! I'm Vala Mal Doran.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Vala! That's an unusual name. Italian?

1/PROBABLY MANY.

[yourunichase]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Are you having a problem with excrement?

[yourunichase]

=D

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Shut it, douchebag. And while you're at it, keep this in mind: don't play mind games with my inmate. I know what you do and I will make your life hell if you cross the line.

[yourunichase]

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Douche. Bag. This is an insult, yes?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Leave Parker alone or I'll put my fist through your throat. That clear enough for ya?

[cantblameagirl]

Nope!

[toldastory]

Welcome aboard, Jarod. I'm Martha Jones, a fellow warden and the head of the infirmary here. Please let me know if you need anything.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you, Martha Jones.

Tell me, how extensive is your infirmary? Do you need any doctors?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Parker.

Miss Parker?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Greek?

[toldastory]

We actually always need doctors. Are you a doctor, Jarod?

[cantblameagirl]

You're not going to guess it.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Care to give me a hint?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you mean "Miss Parker" as in my inmate. If you fuck up her progress here I'll bust your skull. This isn't the Centre; you don't get to mess with her head for laughs here. Got it?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

I can be.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

[oh hai protective Jarod] Why is Miss Parker an inmate here?