simulation 001; video

[i_run_you_chase]

[here, have a video. It's a smiling, pleasant-looking man in his mid thirties. He has the calm air of someone who has practiced saying this into the camera a few times.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Jarod DiCaprio, and I've recently taken post on board this ship along with a few new wardens. I'll begin serving on board staring just about---[he looks at his watch]---now. That's a good time to start, I think.

I look forward to meeting everyone, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Comments

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Make sure you kick forward, though. If you kick to the side, I might end up with a bruise, but a kick forward is more likely to shatter the kneecap and leave me crippled!

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

God, this would be so much easier if I had a gun.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

But infinitely less satisfying, I'm sure. The physical nature of a punch or kick releases the endorphins and causes the overall euphoria.

Though if the sensation of shooting is what you prefer, I'm sure I could acquire a paintball gun for you.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It's just that I haven't had a hand to hand fight in ages.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

I tried being a fighter once, but it didn't work out. I could try my hand at being a punching bag, if it would make you feel better.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

That works for me.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

I have a meeting in a few minutes, but I'll be ready afterwards. Say, two hours from now?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

That works for me.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

I'll see you then.